I Slapped the Villain After 99 Rebirths Chapter 02
What do I do? What do I do?
My brain spun wildly, trying to find a way out.
The live chat seemed to hear my thoughts and offered advice:
[The villain might be scary, but he’s totally devoted once he falls in love!]
[Girl, just say you’re his future wife. He’ll definitely let you off.]
Following the chat’s suggestion, I swallowed my fear and straightened my back.
“Look, I hit you, fine. But here’s the thing, I’m your future wife!”
“In the future, you’ll be begging me to hit you!”
Joseph curled his lip in a cold smirk. “Have you lost your mind? My wife? You?”
“Do I look like an idiot to you?”
[Girl, here’s a secret. Joseph has a scar on his inner thigh. He’s allergic to shrimp, loves organic chocolate milk, and has a unique sleeping habit.]
With the live chat’s help, I stayed calm.
“You have a scar on your thigh,” I said coolly.
Joseph’s pupils contracted. He stared at me in disbelief.
“You’re allergic to shrimp. You love organic chocolate milk.”
Then I added fuel to the fire, “After we got married, you stuck to that special sleeping habit. And you also have other little quirks only I know about.”
Joseph shot up and clamped his hand over my mouth.
His eyes flickered as he studied me intently.
I peeled his hand off.
“You even have little routines when you’re taking a shower that no one else notices.”
He covered my mouth again.
I noticed his ears had turned red.
“Shut up!” he hissed through clenched teeth.
I fell silent.
The boy’s narrow, beautiful eyes were filled with embarrassment and fury.
His perfectly shaped lips pressed into a thin line.
The red fingerprints on his face only added to his striking, bruised beauty.
Dazed by how breathtaking his face was up close, I froze, my eyes wide.
Joseph, uncomfortable with me staring, furrowed his brow and used his other hand to cover my eyes.
“Don’t look at me like that.”
“I’d never believe this story about being my future wife.”
“Fine. I’ll let the slapping slide since you’re supposedly my future wife. But stay away from me for now.”
I just stared at him.
You really don’t believe me?
Listen to yourself.
